Sex - Perl teaches the birds and the bees.
package Sex::Oriented::Programming; # The usual suspects + 3 volunteers use Sex qw(Moose Mouse Mousse Moo Mo ? ? ?);
This is like the Sex you get from Schwern, but '?' will pull in a random volunteer from %INC.
There are many bugs you can get from having Sex used too often on your computer. Please be sure your programs are Safe before they have Sex.
package Trojan; use Sex qw(Safe Sex);
Ingy 'The Alternative to Schwern' döt Net <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Michael 'The Porn King of CMU' Schwern <email@example.com>
'Disco Dolls in Hot Skin'
'Exhausted: The John Holmes Story'
'Deep Recursion' starring Ada Lovelace.
'The Fly' (1953)