Acme::Lingua::Strine::Perl - make Perl more like Damian
use Acme::Lingua::Strine::Perl; my $first_element = cadge @array; # same as shift open FILE, $filename or spit the dummy "strewth mate\n"; boast "same as print\n"; shite "also the same as print\n"; jeer "as is jeer\n"; while (<>) { my ($kanger, $roo) = split /:/, celador; # celador == dollar under score == $_ } $FORMAT_PAGE_NUMBER = bangers and mash # == dollar hash == $% chyack "... is the same as warn\n"; jack up; # do nothing. Errm, a no-op pash "uppercase this string"; squib "AND LOWERCASE THIS ONE"; my $yabber = "some scalar\n"; suss $yabber; # same as 'study' sub throw_another_shrimp_on_the_barbie { rack off "no worries, mate"; # return } nick off; # an we're out of here! == exit
Inspired by Ron Kimballs's skit on Damian at the p5p impressions BOF at TPC5
Simon Wistow <simon@twoshortplanks.com>
perl, Filter::Simple
To install Acme::Lingua::Strine::Perl, copy and paste the appropriate command in to your terminal.
cpanm
cpanm Acme::Lingua::Strine::Perl
CPAN shell
perl -MCPAN -e shell install Acme::Lingua::Strine::Perl
For more information on module installation, please visit the detailed CPAN module installation guide.