Acme::CPANAuthors::Misanthrope - The CPAN authors who see into your soul with perfect clarity.
use strict; use warnings; use Acme::CPANAuthors; my $authors = Acme::CPANAuthors->new('Misanthrope'); my $number = $authors->count; my @ids = $authors->id; my @distros = $authors->distributions('MSCHWERN'); my $url = $authors->avatar_url('ASHLEY'); my $kwalitee = $authors->kwalitee('MSTROUT');
Use this to find which CPAN authors can be trusted with your gold and wimin but not your self-respect.
If you are a misanthropic CPAN author not listed here, send your id and you will be added. If you have been listed but discovered you are now in love or something equally fluffy and non-sensical dictating your removal, you may also squeak. You'll be greased. Promptly. Wheel.
Ashley Pond V,
<ashley at cpan.org>.
Copyright (c) 2008-2011 Ashley Pond V, all rights reserved.
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. Because you know deep down you're just another dirty thief.