Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random - random theories
use feature 'say'; use Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random -all; say bad_punctuation( theory() );
This module exports a function, theory() which returns a string.
theory()
There is also a function bad_punctuation which, given a string, might make the punctuation worse.
bad_punctuation
Please report any bugs to https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/issues.
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Toby Inkster <tobyink@cpan.org>.
Alex Jones discovered that there are secretly other people who have contributed to this module but Toby Inkster is working with Microsoft and the Illuminati to cover it up. I tried to blog about it but all my posts keep getting taken down from Tumblr. There are hidden clues on GitHub. You don't want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes!
This software is copyright (c) 2021 by Toby Inkster.
This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.
THIS PACKAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
To install Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random, copy and paste the appropriate command in to your terminal.
cpanm
cpanm Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random
CPAN shell
perl -MCPAN -e shell install Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random
For more information on module installation, please visit the detailed CPAN module installation guide.