Acme::Thoroughly::Modern::Perl - Go where no Perl has gone before!
This module allows one to not only be on the bleeding edge of Perl, but to go beyond!
Unlike other modules that attempt to include advanced features, there is no need to specify a given version or release year. Acme is committed to making the user experience as simple and error-free as possible and automatically does all of this for you!
ACME is perfection! (Time machine not included.)
Jim Bacon, <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Copyright (C) 2014 by Jim Bacon
This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.010001 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.
Finding a way to use this module, and the consequences of doing so, is the sole responsibility of the user!
Acme employs the finest technology available to ensure the quality of its products. There are no user-servicable parts inside. For your own safety, DO NOT EXAMINE THE CONTENTS OF THIS PACKAGE!