UNIVERSAL::Acme -- Because it's a METHOD, hoser.
use UNIVERSAL::Acme; UNIVERSAL::thing($obj, 'whatever'); # calls $obj->thing('whatever')
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Copyright (C) 2007 by Sean O'Rourke
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